February 2012
100 posts
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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Harry Potter is like the Leonardo Dicaprio of the Oscars.
Cats have been genetically modified to glow in the...
did-you-kno:
These cats mark an advance in AIDS research, as the modified cells are able to resist the FIV virus that causes AIDS in cats.
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